Quotes 1.I'm Melina, this is Nitro and that is Mercury, we are MNM, the IT team on the scene. 2.We were in a "real city", Los Angeles, with our friends Ashton, Paris, Nick and Jessica and we were talking about Johnny and Joey (yeah) we were talking about how they could so easily be Tag Team Champions, with a Latino Heat (Eddie Guerrero) and Mucha Lucha (Rey Mysterio) on the outs (you know), yeah their on the outs. 3.We were thinking that we could make our debut right here on SmackDown! and win the Tag Team Titles. 4.Yeah, Paris? Yes, can you believe it? MNM are the new WWE Tag Team Champions. Yes! Okay, tell Keanu and Christina to head out to NYC, because we’re going to party alllll night long. 5.Ew.. Ugh, God. Chocolate Hershey kisses? Give me a break. Doesn’t everyone know that there’s nothing sweeter than MNM? 6.Everyone’s coming to see me, Melina, in my first match ever. I can see the headlines in Variety now: Melina destroys wannabe Diva Michelle McCool. 7.Tonight is the World Premiere of Melina 8.Oh Jillian, I didn’t see you there. You know, I’m so sorry. I can’t believe you got fired last week. How embarassing! You know what? As a friend, I’m going to do you a favor. I’m going to give you a job, and you could help me put on my makeup 9.I’m the most dominant diva in the WWE. I’m the one who beat you in the Battle Royal last week. I find it ridiculous that I don’t even get a chance to be Women’s Champion. But you know what? That’s all going to change. I challenge you to a match at Survivor Series for the WWE Women’s Championship. What do you think about that?, Melina, WWE Women’s Champion (laughs) Wouldn’t that be a kick in the head? (Kicks Trish in the head) 10.(To Teddy long) Did you see what happened out there, MNM got screwed out of ther titles, and me i had my hand on the ropes, and then i had lost, i didn't lose, are you gonna do something about this? 11.Mickie.. Do you want to know what’s really crazy? It’s that you actually think that you’re going to keep the Women’s Championship 12.If it turns out that I’m your daugh.. daughter, I’m going to take you for every cent that you have. 13.Beth, you may be the glamazon but sweety you do not know how to be glamourous! I am back! And i am going to take your favorite asscessory the Womens Championship (laughs)